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A. O. Movement Collective (Saturday) A performance/party at Roulette is just the first phase of “ETLE Universe,” described in press materials as “a queer/feminist cyborg-time-travel epic.” Devised by the choreographer Sarah A.O. Rosner, the project will roll out in 10 multidisciplinary stages over the next two years. (A 3D printing venture, creative writing collection and fashion show are in store.) For now, a night of hype-building reverie awaits, promising pop-up performances, “audience abductions” and a keynote address from the ambitious Ms. Rosner. From 8 p.m. to midnight, 509 Atlantic Avenue, near Third Avenue, Boerum Hill, Brooklyn, roulette.org; $15 in advance, $20 at the door (cash only). (Siobhan Burke)
Read the full listings here…
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"a queer/feminist cyborg-time-travel epic party" - The ETLE Universe, created by Sarah A.O. Rosner and the A.O. Movement Collective, will have its launch party in Brooklyn on November 23. Dive into this universe on our video channel!
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NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA